Texto para Prova Mensal de Inglês - Agosto - 3º Médio

VIVA LA VIDA (Martin, C. - Coldplay)

I used to rule the world

Seas would rise when I gave the word

Now in the morning I sleep alone

Sweep the streets I used to own

I used to roll the dice

Feel the fear in my enemy's eyes

Listened as the crowd would sing

Now the old king is dead long live the king

One minute I held the key

Next the walls were closed on me

And I discovered that my castles stand

Upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand

I hear Jerusalem bells a-ringing

Roman cavalry choirs are singing

Be my mirror, my sword and shield

My missionaries in a foreign field

For some reason I can't explain

Once you'd gone there was never

Never an honest word

And that was when I ruled the world

It was a wicked and wild wind

Blew down the doors to let me in

Shattered windows and the sound of drums

People couldn't believe what I'd become

Revolutionaries wait

For my head on a silver plate

Just a puppet on a lonely string

Oh who would ever want to be king?

Texto para Prova Mensal de Inglês - Agosto - 2º Médio

Medical Jokes

A man goes to his doctor and says: "I don't think my wife is hearing as good as it used to be. What should I do?

The doctor replies: "Try this test to find out for sure. When your wife is in the kitchen doing dishes, stand fifteen feet behind her and ask her a question, if she doesn't respond keep moving closer asking the question until she hears you."

The man goes home and sees his wife preparing dinner. He stands fifteen feet behind her and says: "What's for dinner, honey?" He gets no response, so he moves to ten feet behind her, and ask again. Still no answer. Finally he stands directly behind her and says: "Honey, what's for dinner?" She replies: "For the fourth time: I SAID CHICKEN."

Texto para Prova Mensal de Inglês - Agosto - 1º Médio

What would life be like without the Internet?

Read the following text and then answer the questions 1 to 3.

How would having no Internet affect the general personal user? Well apart from every teenager screaming because they can’t log on to Facebook, it all comes down to how much we personally use the Internet and what for.

Many of us use the Internet to communicate, especially those in the lower age brackets above 10 years. From email to chat forums, social networks, dating sites and even virtual worlds our demands on the Internet for social communication and networking are huge. So it’s easy to anticipate that a life without the Internet would force people to turn back to grass roots and socialize and communicate on a very basic level.

My worry with this though, specifically within the lower age brackets is will the people who’ve grown up with the Internet around them be able to embrace social engagement on a grass roots level and know how to socialize?

We use the Internet to communicate more than ever and it’s become an integral part of any standard means of communication. So with no Internet our means of communication would have to adapt. I very much doubt we’ll be sending smoke signals, but letters would fulfill the whole emails left and phones would fulfill the gaps that instant messaging, chat and social media created.

An increase in posted mail and phone calls would surely benefit our local postal services and telephone network providers, but what we loved about the Internet was that communication was free!

We all know the Internet is a massive resource directory, full of useful and useless information,  all beautifully at our finger tips. So without it where would we find out the chemical compound of silver, or the world record time for eating after eights?

Books! Quite simply, we’d resort back to the old school principle of reading books from libraries. It would definitely be harder finding the equivalent information that the Internet can provide in your local library but if you think about it the Internet basically took the concept of a library and expanded it by about a million times!

Above all we have to remember we got to where we are today without the Internet. The Internet was a technological advancement that excelled us into the 21st century and changed the way we socialized, did business and purchased goods.

It paved the way to the future and still has many exciting advancements ahead of itself. Witnessing the loss of the Internet is probably very unlikely, but either way I’m quite sure as a human race we’d adapt and persevere as we have done for thousands of years.  

Jerry Lewis: Descanse em Paz!

Descanse em Paz, Jerry Lewis!
Joseph Levitch (1926-2017): ator, comediante, roteirista, produtor, diretor e cantor americano. 
O maior de todos os tempos!!! 
Criador do Teleton Original arrecadou mais de 2.6 bilhões de dólares em 60 anos para a causa da Distrofia Muscular (ele perdeu um filho para esta doença).

A droga da obediência, de Pedro Bandeira

Neste bimestre, os alunos do 6º e do 7º Anos lerão o clássico da literatura infanto-juvenil "A Droga da Obediência", do grande Pedro Bandeira. É a história de um grupo de jovens da cidade de São Paulo que se envolvem em um intrigante mistério de alunos que estão desaparecendo de várias escolas paulistanas. Os KARAS (Miguel, Calú, Crânio, Magrí e Chumbinho) em sua primeira missão! Vamos ler e entrar nesta aventura!!!

Prof. Robson Gimenes